the phoenix 1000 luxury submarine

Sub and mini-sub
Sub and mini-sub


Did you even know they made luxury submarines? I didn't, but I guess it makes sense. When I realize my dream of becoming a super villain I'll be looking for something like the Phoenix 1000. It's a couple hundred feet long, has a  transparent saloon so I can swim with sharks with a highball in hand, has living space for a dozen or so minions and it even has a Mini Me dockable sub for those last minute escapes! It's ~$78 million dollars, but that's chump change when you can hold the world hostage. Mwuahahahaha!


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Garth
[this is good]
Totally awesome.
Georgia Lynn
It sounds like something Steve Zissou's nemesis, Alistair Hennessey would've owned.
Dav Yaginuma
Ah yeah. I'm actually at the nemesis level right now. Hoping to qualify for the super villain program at MIT.

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